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Warren Shea

Mystique is such a slut

Monday, May 19th, 2014 at 11:06 pm

So I’m reading the latest All New X-Men and it’s got a backstory of two children of who are Mystique’s and it got me thinking – she’s got a bunch of kids. Like, a lot.
And she’s kinda a slut.


First, there’s the human Graydon Creed, son of Sabretooth (Victor Creed) and Mystique.

Second, there’s mutant teleporter Kurt Wagner, son of Azazel and Mystique.

Third (this doesn’t really count), she’s the adopted mother of Rogue

Fourth, there’s a mutant from the future named Raze, son of (get this) Wolverine and Mystique.

Fifth, there’s a mutant from the future (same timeline as Raze, see ^– and –v), named Xavier, son of (get this) Charles Xavier and Mystique – though she was/may have been shape-shifted into Moira MacTaggert. I still don’t buy it though cuz Xavier would know who she was via his telepathy. Maybe he just wanted some action…

And I don’t doubt Mystique’s had relationships (sex) with Forge and Destiny (Irene Adler).

Anyways – I guess a shapeshifter, who’s been alive a long time, can get a lotta ass.

One Response to “Mystique is such a slut”

  1. mtfbwya says:

    1-When Xavier died it was revealed by his will they have been married.
    2-For someone that could live enough of several lives I don’t think that is a lot.
    3-She used her shapeshift powers to manipulate, seducing implied (I give you that). But for her personal relationships she always prefered to be as she was.
    4- Would you say that Apocalypsis was a ‘male slut’ if he had engendred a thousand across the years?

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