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Warren Shea

Lying

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010 at 1:17 pm

I lie pretty often. Little lies of almost no consequence. Lying to get out of doing A or going to B. More specifically, doing A of which I’m too lazy to do or help anyone with or avoiding social situation B. I generally tend to get away with them, people don’t really question my lies. I think I have a fairly trustworthy demeanor or attitude. I mean, I try to maintain that…it makes lying much easier when people think you never lie.

I’m extremely bad at planned lies, bluffing, etc. If I lie, it generally has to be spontaneous. The more I think about it, the less sure of something I am. I can act spontaneously but the more I think about acting a lie out, the worse it becomes.

It’s a bit odd, I wouldn’t say I’m quick. I’m quick at problem solving and I can think relatively fast but I do struggle verbalizing my thoughts quickly. Rarely do things come out of my mouth as I intend to say them. When I get too excited with something clever that I want to say, I tend to blurt out a jumble of incoherent words…EPIC FAIL IN CLUTCH SITUATION. Sadly, that sounds about right…regarding my life in general. I generally fail during crucial times. Not good under pressure…FAIL.

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