What is a brain popcorn you ask?

It’s a piece of popcorn that reminded me enough of a brain that I kept it. For years. For I don’t know how many years but I had it before I started going out with Zena. So like…for over 6 years.

Yes, I’ve had this piece of popcorn for over 6 years, which I keep in an old Lactaid (I’m lactose intolerant) container. It’s my pride and joy, the next closest thing to a son that I have. Uhh..this is getting a bit strange.