I love to look at it. I love to style it. I love when it works the way I want it to. I love how it looks when the wind blows through the front. I love when a bang falls directly through my pupil. I often tilt my head down so this occurs more often. I will not leave the house if it’s in an unacceptable state. When I look at myself, I look at my hair.

There are many things about my appearance that I don’t care about. I don’t care what brand name of clothes I wear. I don’t care what’s in style. I don’t care what everyone else wears. I don’t care about many things about my appearance. But my hair is not one of them.

Yes. I am narcissistic. I am annoying. I am egocentric. I am arrogant. I have a superiority complex. I would hate myself if I weren’t me. Wait, I hate myself anyways. I am many bad things.

but I am honest.