So, working in downtown Toronto, you get a lot of those…guys who wanna talk to you and want you to donate to stuff.
Save the children. Save the animals. Save the environment. Save the girls. Save the animals….again. That sorta thing. It’s actually one of the worst things about summer for me, now (which, in all honesty, means I’ve got a pretty decent life).

So this guy goes to me as I walk by him “What’s the least racist animal?” and my first thought is Kanagaroo – don’t know why, that’s the first animal that popped into my head. But then a second later, I blurt out: “THE PANDA”

“Why the Panda” he asks.

“Because it’s asian, black AND white!”

Anyways, I actually think I got this question ‘right’. To be honest, I wish I’d come up with this, but I read it somewhere during my internet crawlings…

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT. THE PANDA. A BEING OF INTER-RACIAL HARMONY.