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The Flash will beat anyone in a fight. And here’s why…

Thursday, January 28th, 2010 at 10:06 pm

While discussing superpowers at work today (no, seriously) it got me thinking about The Flash and why I love him and why he’s so awesome.

First, the ground rules and my own limitations.
1. Powers do not affect the person using them. A few examples from different media:
a) Hiro (from Heroes) does not also freeze in time as well with everything else he freezes. He exists outside his own powers.
b) The Flash (from DC Comics) does not age at super-speed. His clothes do not disintegrate from air friction (this is taken from Wikipedia)
2. Near the end, I get into some physics, which I’ll admit, I’m not an expert in. I don’t know about mass at relativistic speeds. You will have to take my knowledge for what it is but I’m willing to listen if you prove me wrong.
3. I’m referring to the Wally West version of the Flash. I’ve got my knowledge from the Mark Waid and Grant Morrison runs. The Flash powers include:

the ability to move, think, react at superhuman speeds, vibrate so fast that they can walk through walls, travel through time and can also lend and borrow speed. – (this is taken right from Wikipedia)”

I won’t go into time travel because I think that’s kind of cheating.

The Scenarios

1. The Flash VS any normal person, anyone that shoots energy, or uses projectiles, etc.
The Flash, at super-speed, vibrates through someone. The kinetic energy he leaves in that person’s atoms cause them to vibrate, and explode. Bloody mess.
Losers: Spider-Man. Batman. Cyclops. Wolverine. Iron Man. Captain America. + almost everyone else.

2. The Flash VS anyone with mental powers
While I psychic attack would be effective (unlike the above, where any projectile can be avoided at super-speed), Flash moves faster than thought. Before the enemy can think, Flash has done #1 to you (vibrated through you)
Losers: Professor X. Jean Grey (Phoenix). Dr. Strange. Zatanna. Green Lantern. Hiro.

3. The Flash VS super strength
No matter how strong someone is, or how “dense” their atoms are, the Flash’s speed still allows him to vibrate through anything of normal speed.
Losers: The Hulk. Thor.

4. The Flash VS other fast people
Simply put, the Flash is the fastest man alive. That’s his edge over anyone with a similar, but lesser power.
Losers: Quicksilver. Kid Flash. Senile Flash. Camera Flash. Trench coat Flash. (I made the last 3 up)

5. The Flash VS anyone with speed AND power/strength
Okay, here’s where it gets tricky.
The Flash VS Wonder Woman or Superman – I won’t go into Flash just going somewhere with super-speed and getting Kryptonite (for Superman). He can beat him in an even battle. This is literally taken from JLA #4 by Grant Morrison.

Flash Fact: Relativistic effects take over as a body approaches light-speed.
The Flash’s body mass will increase towards infinity. At these speeds, it will appear that Flash is a continuous beam of light. At this speed, The Flash could throw a thousand punches before the opponent has a chance to blink. Despite the opponent’s strength, with the mass mentioned above, one hit should do it.

Force = Mass x Acceleration, which according to some quick reading, holds even at relativistic speeds. The Flash has infinite force!

Please go here for the original source of this scenario. It’s explained way better here.
http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2009/05/29/a-year-of-cool-comic-book-moments-day-149/

6. The Flash VS Martian Manhunter
Martian Manhunter’s powers:
Super-strength. Shape-shifting. Super-speed. Flight. And the tricky ones: Intangibility & Mental Powers. Combine that last 2 with super-speed….and there’s trouble.
Weakness: Fire (yes, a tiny flame) robs him of his power.
I don’t know how this fight would go down. The key to his power is intangibility (much like that of Kitty Pryde, Shadowcat). It’s literally an ultimate defense if matter can’t hit you (take that Gaara, Neji, and Sasuke!). While Shadowcat has this power, she would be too slow to activate it. Martian Manhunter, because of his speed, might be able to phase out just when the Flash is going to hit him. He can’t be defeated by physical means (just like the Flash). But on the offensive, he has super-speed + mental powers. I don’t know what would happen when you combine those 2….so, basically I don’t know how an equal fight would go down here.
But if we’re taking weaknesses into account, Flash can start a fire pretty damn fast (probably snapping his finger together, like in Full Metal Alchemist), rob the martian of his powers, and take him out.

The Flash is awesome. Combine this with my “Time” post and this is why I want to be the Flash. This is why everyone wants to be The Flash.


– from The Big Bang Theory, Season 1 Episode 6.

Time

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010 at 9:32 am

These last 3 weeks, I’ve tried my best to use every moment in some sort of productive way. I’ve been dubbed “Productive Warren” and I enjoy the title. While it will be impossible to catch up on the 397 days of playtime from World of Warcraft (yes, you read that correctly, 397 DAYS OF PLAYTIME) since March 2005, I’m really doing my best to live each moment to the fullest. Ugh, how cliché.

I’ve set certain goals out for myself for the near future. I figure as long as I stay in productive mode, I will slowly but surely accomplish them. The enemy, as always, is time.

****SIDE NOTE****
One of the reasons why the Flash is one of my favorite superheroes ever is because he has infinite time. He takes naps while fighting criminals. He runs errands in seconds. He reads books in seconds. It’s a power that I always wished I had. Regardless of whether or not he’s productive, for him, time is hardly an enemy.

I’m not sure if it’s because I’m getting old or not, but my old philosophy of staying up late to do work doesn’t seem to apply anymore. While it’s possible to do this for a short period of time, I’m finding that maintaining this pattern long term results in a dull mind. After I’ve re-read the same sentence over 3 times, failed to determine it’s importance, I know that my mind is dull and I should just stop. I have to avoid that type of scenario because although I’m awake, I’m not productive. In the future, I will attempt to try getting more sleeping so that my mind is sharp.

It’s counter intuitive because more sleep = less time but if the productivity is better because of the sleep, it could have better results. I’m aware that the last few paragraphs might seem obvious to some and that they may have figured this out years ago but for me, in the past, I always believed my mind and body could push through it.

Time. You are the enemy. I won’t ever defeat you. But maybe I can use you.
If we work together…maybe we’ll become friends.

****SIDE NOTE****
I just realized that this might be one of the reasons my favorite movie is Back to the Future. If properly done, time is not the enemy here either. Hm, I’ve given myself something to consider…I will evaluate this new thought.