This is one of my more embarrassing and funny stories when Z and I were first going out. Some of you may have heard it before.

Within the first month or so of our relationship, we went to China Buffet King for lunch one day. I was wearing this tattered T-shirt…that I still seem to have (6 years later) and Z was wearing this Red Roots sweater.

Anyways, Z had just gotten up to get some food and I followed shortly after, going separate ways. As I was getting food, I saw her from behind getting food. I walked up beside her on her left, put my right hand around her waist and pulled her close so that our asses were touching, side by side. We held that pose for a moment…and then she turned away and walked away. No words needed to be said.

I sat down, with my food…and noticed Z was already sitting down. “That was fast” I thought. But as I sat down, I noticed that the hood on the red sweater she was wearing was down. It was down the whole time. But when I put my arm around her, the hood was up. I then noticed another girl still getting food, in the exact same Red Roots sweater. Hood up.

I asked Z ‘Um, Did I just put my arm around you?’ and Z, perplexed said ‘No….why?’

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Yes, apparently I had walked up to a complete stranger, put my arm around her waist, and pulled her in close, held it for a moment…and then let go. No wonder she walked away without saying anything. She was probably freaked by the perv! …which was apparently me!

Needless to say, I was pretty damn embarrassed.